Funny Nicknames

These names are a result of serious competition with friends at EA Sports' NHL. I've listed them alphabetically by last name.

Enjoy. If you have suggestions, please send them to me here or @HolyJumpin40.

Luke Adam and Eve
Cody Almond Butter
Craig Mr. Anderson

Sean Avery Day I'm Hustlin'

David Backes-street Boys
Krys Barch Madness

Cam Bob Barker
Cody Bass Fishin'

Jamie Benn There, Done That

Patrice Flowers For Bergeron

Bryan Caught In A Bickell

Jared Boll Cut

Dave Cosmic Bolland
Darryl Boyce Your Opinion

Brad Boyes II Men
Troy Brouwer Power Hour

Andrew Blonde or Brunette?
Brent 3rd Degree Burns

Chris The Butler Did It

Ryan Callahan Auto Parts

Zdeno Chara-zard

Daniel I Can See Cleary Now

Blake Comeau-ver
Erik Condra-band

Joe José Corvo
Matt Cullen Your Leg

Trevor Daley Show
Drew Without A Doughty
Jake Dowell At The Moon
Steve Downie Fabric Softener
Patrick Dwyer Transfer

Ben Eager To Please

Patrick Eaves Dropping
Lars Old Eller

Tyler Ennis The Menace
Justin Falk The Police

Mark Fayne An Answer

Vernon Fiddler On The Roof

Nikita Filatov Cocktail

Kurtis Foster Child

Cam Technical Fowler
Nathan Demolition Gerbe
Bruno Gervais-s His Territory
Glaude Giroux The Day
Tanner Stained Glass

Tim Jackie Gleason

Curtis Glencross BlueShield
Boyd Gordon Bombay

Michael Smash And Grabner

Mike Grind My Grier
Ron Cotton Hainsey
Taylor Deck The Hall
Dan Rum Hamhuis
Travis Pinch Hamonic
Martin Hanzal, So Hot Right Now

Jochen Hecht Tank Top

Jan Hejda-s Gonna Hate

Milan Hejduk Of York

Darren Nightmare On Helm Street
Shawn Turn Your Head And Horcoff

Nathan Horton Hear A Who!
Jimmy Howard The Duck

Matt Beef On Hunwick
Jaromir Jagr-meister
Jack My Johnson

Olli You Must Be Jokinen

David Jones's Locker

Patrick Sugar Kane 

Chris Kelly-button Piercing
Phil Kessel Have To Do

Jakub Amazon Kindl
Marcus Freddy Kruger

Gabriel Landeskog In A Machine

Chad LaRose Con Pollo

Adam Grand Larsson-y

Nick Get The Leddy Out

Sami Lepisto Whip

Mark Letestu-be baby

Milan Lucic And Chong

Mike Lundin Bridge

Ryan Home Malone

Jay McClement-ine

Cody Get Off McLeod

Adam Dennis McQuaid
Derek Meech For The Stars

Travis Moen The Lawn

Brenden Bone Morrow

Mike Stubbed Mottau

Matt Moulson Canadian

Tyler Michael Myers

Rick Nash-tiness

James Real Neal

Andreas Nodl-ay-hee-hoo
Johnny Oduya-duya-duya Wanna?
Linus Omark-s The Spot
Colton Iron Orr
Steve Ott Your I's

His Name Was Samuel Pahlsson

Adam Pardy In The U.S.A.

Rich Peverley Hills

Zach Pimpin' Ain't Parise
Theo Bend It Like Peckham

Corey Perry's Ice Cream

Joni Pitkanen Your Nose

Darrell Powe Right In The Kisser

Jonathan Nes Quick

Peter Regin-omics
James No Reimer Reason
Mike Baby Back Ribiero

Mike Rupp-tured Spleen
Kris Kurt Russell

Michael Flo Ryder
Curtis Sanford And Son
Michael Sauer Grapes
Luke Schenn Splints

Rob Jumbo Schremp

John Great Scott

Tyler WHAT? Seguin!
Devin Setoguchi Mane

Patrick Sharp-ie Marker

Kevin Captain William Shattenkirk
Wayne Richard Simmonds

Jeff Skinner Alive
Jim A.C. Slater

Sheldon Cirque de Souray
Jaroslav Spacek-E-Cheese
Martin Meet Me In St. Louis

Eric Joseph Staal-in
Tim Stapleton Remover

Alex Steen-age Wasteland

Derek Stepan The Islanders

Brad Stuart Little

Marco Sturm-it Crab

Paul Szczechura Desert

Mattias Royal Tedenby-baums

Jonathan Don't Toews Me Bro

Corey Tropp It Like It's Hot

Fedor Darn Tyutin
R.J. Umberger King

James Dick van Riemsdyk

Thomas Vanek! At The Disco

Kris Versteeg Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Marc-Edouard Vlasic Pickles
Tom Magic Wandell
Joel Prison Ward

Mike Basket Weaver

Stephen Stuck In A Weiss Grip
Blake Drunk Behind The Wheeler

Wojtek The Wolski Journal